Today comes this little item: Apparently, Prince goes door-to-door to spread the word as a Jehovah’s Witness. Can you imagine? “Excuse me miss, can I interest you in a copy of The Watchtower? No? How about a little ditty? (breaks out into song):
But I just a virgin And I’m on my way to be
wed
But you’re such a hunk
So full of spunk,
I’ll give you Head.”
The little ego-maniac claims to be surprised by the reaction: “Sometimes fans freak out. It might be a shock to see me, but that’s no reason for people to act crazy, and it doesn’t give them license to chase me down the street.”
Um, yes it does.
